"Long ago in days of yore,
It all began with a god named Thor!
There were Vikings and boats, and some plans for a furniture store!
It's not a bodega, it's not a mall.
They sell things for apartments small-
-er than mine as if there were apartments smaller than mine!
IKEA!
Just some oak and some pine and a handful of Noresemen,
IKEA!
Selling furniture for college kids and divorced men.
Everyone has a home,
But if you don't have a home,
you can buy one THERE!